Bitch, Party of 1

The following is an actual Yahoo chat with FT:

FT: ummm what if i told u something. would u think i was crazy
Me: depends on what you said
FT: mmm maybe i fallen for u
Me: you have not
FT: are u sure. think about it
Me: if you honestly think you have fallen for me, then it's not me. i don't think you know me.
FT: lol i was teasing u. one of these days i wanna watch ncis with you
Me: why would you tease me? i don't understand
FT: i dont want to manipulate u
Me: i just don't understand. why would you say something like that? either you honestly feel that way and only said you were teasing me to make yourself less vulnerable or you were teasing from the beginning and didn't mean it which means you were trying to get some kind of response from me. which is it?
FT: huh. just never mind. i just wanna watch a ncis with u. my friend
Me: i don't understand you at all
FT: just please i want u as a friend. i can accept u dont want a relationship
Me: ok
FT: u do owe me a ncis lol
Me: i don't owe you anything.

What is his obsession with telling me I owe him? How exactly did his brain figure that out? Is that his way of controlling me? What happened to working on the control issues? Apparently trying really hard isn't working. Shocker.

Yes I took the express train to Bitchville. I realize I was not particularly kind in my responses to him. Why am I just playing with him? I know that a clean break would be best so why am I allowing this charade called "friends" continue? Maybe I just don't want to be the bad guy any more than I already am. Maybe I want him to decide he doesn't want to be friends with me. I might have succeeded. I don't think this friend thing is going to work. And I really think he's probably done now. What more is there to say? I don't think I will be hearing from him again.