Firecrackers

The following is an actual Yahoo chat with FT:


FT: most bodyguards each feel a firecracker go off in their rigs
Me: Why?
FT: psychological purposes and to get rid of fear
Me: I went to the eye Dr last week. No matter how many times they blow that puff of air in my eye, I'm still afraid of it. Maybe it only works for firecrackers

I claim complete ignorance in all things bodyguard-related. My knowledge is limited to the movie "The Bodyguard" which means that I assume all bodyguards are horrific actors who are incapable of showing even the slightest emotion even during the "I Will Always Love You" song, which should make any grown man weep for at least 20 minutes. Clearly I am not tough enough for the secret service. Bummer!