Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I think we have a problem






















Um. Can you tell me what's wrong with this match?

Apparently eHarm now thinks I'm gay. They have grown bored of sending me matches of men who live with their mothers and possibly have an unnatural attachment to their children (cats) and have resorted to sending me profiles of women.

Either that or someone can't remember if s/he's got a vag or a peen.

"Laura" is sensual? Do men ever use that word to describe themselves? Would I want to meet a man that would say he's sensual? Although one of my favorite activities is shopping, so maybe eHarm is onto something.

But wait, there's more. Here's his/her profile:
























"Laura" wants honesty? Yeah me too. Please honestly tell me if you are a man or a woman. That is quite possibly a deal-breaker.

8 comments:

rondamarie said...

My personal trainer a few years back was named Lauren, and he was a dude, and he spelled it the girly way.

Maybe its a guy? Or maybe eharm is trying to tell all women that what they are doing wrong is dating men, maybe switching teams is the way to go.

Amber said...

NO WAY! This is too funny. I think the dude just spelled his name wrong. He meant to type an 'o' and hit the 'a' instead. I know you've known a few Lauro's in your time. I say give him a chance! If he likes shopping how can you go wrong?

Diana said...

Haha I think you should give Laura a try. Or at least get to open communication so you can ask if they are male or female.

Sweet Home Amy said...

Maybe "she" "accidentally" hit "male" on the form instead of "female" when applying?! Lmao! Ok, but really, this is hilarious. I don't know what to tell you, except that my insane curiosity wants you to find out more! :)

Mauleigh said...

EHarm just wants to keep it interesting. You know, playing for the same team can get boring. Look at Tony Almeda. He switched teams -- back and forth -- to give us the best season of 24 ever.
And even Professor Snape. He looked like he was a Dark Lordy follower, but nope. He was a goodie all along.
So don't blame Eharm for trying to mix it up. Even computers get bored of 30 something men who live with their moms.

LiLu said...

I'm confused... I thought eHarmony didn't let the gays in! :-)

Dark Cloud Nine said...

Well, shouldn't we look past appearances, gender included? :D

A True Heart Girl in Jersey said...

Diversify! LMFAO